James Franco’s Smile

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fatsuya-suou:

Why the hell are bras so expensive

Do retailers not realize that if left unchecked my nipples will punch a hole in the fabric of spacetime and kill us all the moment the temperature drops below 70 degrees fahrenheit

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cheesoisuncool:

true horror is playing a nintendo handheld with a red light and waiting for the moment of disaster to strike

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homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

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fuckzach:

its funny because people think im quiet

but im just listening to everyones conversations

and figuring out your weaknesses

and ill use them against you to get further in life

because i hate everyone

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• me in the morning: i'm tired don't look at me
• me at school: i'm tired don't touch me
• me after school: i'm tired don't talk to me
• me blogging at 3 in the morning: hey guys i have so much energy who wants to swim to africa and back?

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